- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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