Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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