- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

knock knock who's there? faith

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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