Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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what's up? my penis.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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