What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Justin Bieber.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

anal seepage

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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