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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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