- Anti Joke

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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