Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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