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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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