Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

mikey is cute

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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