- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

whats black and large -me

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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