Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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