A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Yellow People !!

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Go away still nothing to see

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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