Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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black people

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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