Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

guess what what that wasnt it

there once was a frog with no leggs

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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