What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

How old are you? 7

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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