- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Stop. Seriously stop.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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