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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Guess what? You guessed it.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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