how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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