Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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j.p. is dumb

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Koalas mum is a slut

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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