- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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