Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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