- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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