- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A bar walks into a man

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Sir, your wife is dead

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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