- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How high is the sky? True or False

knock knock? come in

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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