you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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