Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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A French man gets into a fight

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Women's rights.

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woman's rights

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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