- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Prostitution is bad.......

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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