What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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I'm rick james bitch

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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people magazine

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Anti Joke

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