- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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