Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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YOLO

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Dead girls can't say no.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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