Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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