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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

An Aisian failed a test

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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