What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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