What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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