- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

say it ten times fast: oh

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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