- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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