- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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