Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

matt is fat

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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