- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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