- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

I have suicidal thoughts

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Guest what? Dog

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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