Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Julian Ha.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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