- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The truth is he loves her!!

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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