- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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