Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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