- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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