- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Of course, first door on your left

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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