- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

He--Hey guys

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What would u like to drink?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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