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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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learn. advance!

- Helen Keller

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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