- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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