What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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hi michael

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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