Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Barack Obama.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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