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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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