- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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