Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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who's a slut... you're mom

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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homosexuals are gay

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