Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

The chicken crossed the road.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

How do you scare a black man? You dont

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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