- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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