Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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