- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

a seal walks into a club.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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