What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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