- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Obama

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

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