Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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