Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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PENIS lol

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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