Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

a man makes a bad joke

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

nothing

A man walks into a bar

Anti Joke

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