What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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