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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Wolfjob.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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