- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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