- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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