Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Female Orgasms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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