What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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