women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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they told me not to write here but i did

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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