- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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