Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

mitchell palmer sucks

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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