- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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