- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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