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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Anthony sucks

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the man with no head say to the women?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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