- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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