Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Once upon a time

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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