- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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