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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

So these two girls have a cup .

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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