- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

i hate non minorities!

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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