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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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