- Anti Joke

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

i like it in the mouth

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

i like it in the mouth

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

i like it in the mouth

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies