- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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