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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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