Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Anti Joke

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