- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

School

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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