- Anti Joke

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis