- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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