what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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DERP

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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