- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Morman Religion.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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