- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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