What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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