why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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women's rights.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Tim likes girls

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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