- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Whats cold and frozen? ice

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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