- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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