- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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