Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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