*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

5 Italian guys from Long Island

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Women's rights.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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