- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

i like it in the mouth

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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