- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What would u like to drink?

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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