- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Your mother just died.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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