- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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