Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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