- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

i named my son Frodo because he was little

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

whats black and strange a paki

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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