WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What is a jew in space? Dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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