- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Horse with a chair on his head.

I have suicidal thoughts

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Brain fart

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

the sky is green no it is not

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Men

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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