What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Phew... it's gone.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

This is a joke.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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