2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

i committed murder

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

Win industrial estate, Newry

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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