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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.