- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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