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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

My mum is called Steve

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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