what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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