- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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