Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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