- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Black people.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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