Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

ever tried african food? they neither

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

you dint have to be a jew matt

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What comes after 69? 70

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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