whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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