- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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