how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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