- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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