Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

whats black? the colour

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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