How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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