What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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