A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Feminism

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

you will like this because i am black.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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