- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

sky's sty

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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