Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's your blood type? Red.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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