Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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who else is on here?

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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