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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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