- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Knock knock come in.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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