How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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