Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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