- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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