roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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woman's lacrosse

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Mexicans are inferior because! BEECUZ! Listen buddy, to be honest, I get girls every now and then because I am what they all want me to be, myself. You are a great friend as far as I am concerned, and I care a lot about you considering I saw you once like... 13 years ago, but I do not spend an entire night chatting with someone on horsehead network out of all things unless that person means a lot more than sex for me... Hell, if I did not feel that nice about you, I would not even have wanted to, and that sounds really awkward for a guy like me to say, believe me, you wont be losing a friend. AS LONG AS YOU KEEP GIVING IT TO ME! I am joking, but this is who I am (sadly) I have many female friends, and yeah well, some I well you know, I am just not the kind of guy that listens to girls sob stories, and pretend to be their gay best friend, while I watch someone bad ass come and bang her... Nah, I am more like that bad ass banger, except I dont break girls hearts afterwards. Seriously, I am really fond of you, to the point where I will say something guys mostly do not say: If you are feeling pressured into stuff, then dont do it, you wont be losing a friend, I wanna spend an intimate night with you (day, shower, on the breakfast table all that) but thats because I really like you, we have built some intimacy in pretty short time if you ask my opinion... See? Now I am being honest and leaving myself vulnerable, and I do that because I honestly care about you.

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Anti Joke

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