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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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