- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Knock, Knock Who's There

hiya

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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