Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

mikey is cute

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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