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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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