- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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