What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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