How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

I'm Coming

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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