- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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