how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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