red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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