If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Yo mama so fat.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

It was a beautiful day. Face.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

I'm gay.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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