- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

what's white and sticky semen

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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