a man walked into a bar and said ow

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Anyone can post anything.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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