Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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