- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

whats brown and booky a book.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

One, two, three, four and five

Dead girls can't say no.

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