- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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