- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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