- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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