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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me sweating bullets Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!