- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what's white and sticky semen

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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