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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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