What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Pickles are moist.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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