- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Women's Rights

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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