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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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