- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Apple juice.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

An Irishman walked out of a bar

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Guest what in the butt

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

THE GAME

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

anus

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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