How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What? Huh?

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

you see theres this guy.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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