J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Skrillex.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

I was watching Fox news.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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