did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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a man was shot.... he died

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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