A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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