- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Massie is a fatass

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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