Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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seek beauty

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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THe Election

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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