- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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