- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

penis

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

what are you mike bibby?

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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