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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

what came first the chicken or the chips

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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