Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A car walks into a bar.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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