Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Massie is a fatass

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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