Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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hey guys im gay

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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