- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

There once was this guy and he fell down

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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