Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Laugh.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

You know what's natural? Bears.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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