Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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