- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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