- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A storm be brewin!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

I'm Polish.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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