- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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