- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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