Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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