- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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