There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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