- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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