Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

why girl die cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

The Charlotte Bobcats

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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