An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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8===D

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Pickles are moist.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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girls basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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