- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

what are you mike bibby?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

i just wrote this so hard

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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