"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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