- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Soccer...

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Women's rights

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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