Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

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