- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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