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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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