- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Women's rights.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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