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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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