- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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