Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Mooses

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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