- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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