- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

T u r n i p s

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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