- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

A jew enters a mall.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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