- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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