Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Well this is pointless.....

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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