- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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