- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

baloney sandwich

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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