- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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