- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

hey guys im gay

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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