- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Knock knock Come in

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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