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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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