Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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