- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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