Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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How old are you? 7

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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