- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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