- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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