- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it