- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I wrote a funny joke.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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