- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

._____________________. Whale!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Yo Momma is not fat.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's your blood type? Red.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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