roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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men's rights activists

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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