Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What moos like a cow? Another cow

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

George W. Bush

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Justin Beiber

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Anti Joke

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