A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A muslim paints Mohammed

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

how man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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