WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Robin, get in the car!

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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