- Anti Joke

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Fat? Jesse Z

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.