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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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