- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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