2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Obama = ebola

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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National security?

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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