a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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