Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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