- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up today

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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