- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

DON"T READ THIS!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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