Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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