Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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