A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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