- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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