- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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