Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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