- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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