- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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