Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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