What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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