- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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