- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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