- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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