What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's worse than this That :(

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Knock, Knock Who's There

whats white and sticky glue

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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