whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

I woke up today

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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