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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

I have suicidal thoughts

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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