Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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