Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

hey justin

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's worse than this That :(

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats white and sticky glue

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -5

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Have you ever heard of a goose?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops