- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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