what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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hey justin

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Anti Joke

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