Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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I like school Said no one ever.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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