- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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