Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Anti Joke

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