- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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