- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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