- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

-knock knock! -doors open

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What is my name? I dont know

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Tommy got neutered.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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