- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Chris is hairy

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

I like school Said no one ever.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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