a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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KOOKABURRA

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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