Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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