- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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