What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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