How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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