Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Trump will make America great again.

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National security?

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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