- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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