A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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DERP

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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whats green and lives in the water

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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anti jokes are really funny

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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