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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression