Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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