What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Women's rights.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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woman's lacrosse

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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