- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

No because your face is really f***** up.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Steven hawkings shook my hand

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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