- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Your life

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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