- Anti Joke

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.