- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

your mom is so fat.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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