- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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