- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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