- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Roses are blue Colton is gay

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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