- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Kevin and Ramin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Julian Ha.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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