- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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