- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than this That :(

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Where are you going Your house

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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