Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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