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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

I like school Said no one ever.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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