- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

WOMENS RIGHTS

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

I have a really funny joke.

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