- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the man die? He was old.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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