The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Knock knock. Its open.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Justin's life

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

This sentence is a lie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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