What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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roy g biv

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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