- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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