a. why? b. because

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

men's rights activists

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A hill billy went fishing

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

The Colts this year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...