What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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why girl die cancer

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Poker face

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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