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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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