- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call an arab ?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Racial Equality

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Penis.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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